You’ll Never Lose Your Keys Again! Not With A Portal Keychain, You Won’t If one of the challenges had been to hoop, I might’ve been much better than I was working out how to build a bridge, but since it wasn’t and I wasn’t, I shall just sport this tee. Play Hole-A-Hoop While You Wear This Portal Shirt Stolen from the desk of the last human seen alive at Aperture and shoved in a matching box, nobody knows where it went. Serve Up Your Morning Brew In A Portal Mug ![]() You must guard it with your life, or else just buy a backup. Officially licensed Portal merchandise, this rug is not to be tampered with or sold into slavery. ![]() ![]() A Portal 2 Companion Cube Rug To Keep You Company Get the Portal Alice in Wonderland Shirt on ġ1. She’s not going to run into the Queen of Hearts or Mad Hatter here, but Wonderland was an apt boot camp to prepare her. Never Mind The Looking Glass, Alice Has Gone To Aperture In This Portal T-Shirt Like maybe if you have a fear of artificial intelligence being competent enough to open doors humans can’t, but it’s 2017!!ġ0. I can’t think of a single reason why you wouldn’t want to. Jazz Up Your Office With This Massive Portal 2 Poster It looks good, though! Does it hurt? You know, having a Portal to a whole other place on your chest…ĩ. Ayn Rand aside, these Portal bookends could cover any manner of literary sins.Ĩ. Excuse Me, Sir, Madame, Or Martian, You’ve Got Something On Your Portal 2 T-Shirt Your books will look killer, no matter what stuff you read. Have Your Books Caught Between Time And Space With These Portal Bookends Chell’s Orange Portal Jumpsuit Is The New BlackĪnd it’s orange, so it’s not detracting from the reference! Be a test subject at Aperture Laboratories next time you ride the bus. Which Doctor do you think Chell would like to act as her companion (rather than the other way around, let’s take the liberty)? My money’s on Capaldi. Fan Of Both Doctor Who And Portal? This Crossover Portal Shirt Was Made For You Now not only is there Lego to build, you can actually use it to play the video game and do just that. What I loved about Lego was being able to mix universes. Get the Portal Quotes Shirt on Ĥ. Love Lego? Then You’ll Love This Portal Lego Dimensions Pack Full of Portal quotes, this is a tee that’ll have you chuckling to yourself. I don’t think I’ve ever said those words once in my life until now, it was freeing. Get the Companion Cube Plush on ģ. This Portal T-Shirt Was Made To Remind Us The Cake Is A Lie Especially, that is, when I’m without a part of Portal there’s no way I can get stuck on. Real talk: I always feel lonely at night. Feeling Lonely At Night? Cuddle Up To Your Very Own Portal Cube Plush Get the Portal The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game on Ģ. This Portal Board Game Will Bring Your Family Closer TogetherĮither that or tear it apart, it all really depends on how many times y’all played Star Wars Monopoly and how many members survived that. We’ve used Easter to track down the best Portal merchandise on the web while eating chocolate, just in case we didn’t miss the game quite enough. Whether Valve’s teasing of a new game in the Half-Life/Portal universe means we’ll finally be getting the third game in the series or they’re concocting something brand new, it all began with one idea. This helps us to keep the lights on at night ) ![]() We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, DiscoverGeek may collect a share of sales from the links on this page.
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